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| petethegreek |
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| Location: Londino, Anglia |
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A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?" |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:37 pm |
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| Christie |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:20 am |
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| Marina2005 |
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| Location: Cyprus |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:27 am |
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| cannedmoose |
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| Location: England |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:45 am |
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| brother |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:20 pm |
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| demetriou_74 |
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| Location: London, Greek Cypriot |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:27 am |
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| petethegreek |
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| Location: Londino, Anglia |
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| demetriou_74 wrote: |
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thank u sir, u may join my fan club. |
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