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Postby 2fan » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:22 pm

A swashbuckleling captain of a pirate ship spots three enemy vessels approaching his. He orders one of his underlings to prepare to board the vessels and to bring him his red shirt.

They board the enemy vessels and emerge victorious. Later, as they celebrate the victory, one of the men asks the captain why he wanted his red shirt.

The captain replied: "I didn't want you to see me bleed if I were cut".

A week later, the captain spots an armada of 20 enemy ships. He orders his underling to fetch his brown pants.
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Re: Pirate

Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:30 pm

2fan wrote:A swashbuckleling captain of a pirate ship spots three enemy vessels approaching his. He orders one of his underlings to prepare to board the vessels and to bring him his red shirt.

They board the enemy vessels and emerge victorious. Later, as they celebrate the victory, one of the men asks the captain why he wanted his red shirt.

The captain replied: "I didn't want you to see me bleed if I were cut".

A week later, the captain spots an armada of 20 enemy ships. He orders his underling to fetch his brown pants.


Almost as bad as a joke from Moose.
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Re: Pirate

Postby demetriou_74 » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:32 pm

petethegreek wrote:
2fan wrote:A swashbuckleling captain of a pirate ship spots three enemy vessels approaching his. He orders one of his underlings to prepare to board the vessels and to bring him his red shirt.

They board the enemy vessels and emerge victorious. Later, as they celebrate the victory, one of the men asks the captain why he wanted his red shirt.

The captain replied: "I didn't want you to see me bleed if I were cut".

A week later, the captain spots an armada of 20 enemy ships. He orders his underling to fetch his brown pants.


Almost as bad as a joke from Moose.


almost but moose is in a league of his own
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Postby 2fan » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:34 pm

Sorry you dont like pete. I'll try and think of a funnier one.
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Re: Pirate

Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:35 pm

demetriou_74 wrote:
petethegreek wrote:
2fan wrote:A swashbuckleling captain of a pirate ship spots three enemy vessels approaching his. He orders one of his underlings to prepare to board the vessels and to bring him his red shirt.

They board the enemy vessels and emerge victorious. Later, as they celebrate the victory, one of the men asks the captain why he wanted his red shirt.

The captain replied: "I didn't want you to see me bleed if I were cut".

A week later, the captain spots an armada of 20 enemy ships. He orders his underling to fetch his brown pants.


Almost as bad as a joke from Moose.


Never was a truer word spoken. (or in this case written!)

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almost but moose is in a league of his own
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Postby 2fan » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:38 pm

Are you sure you guys get this joke? Brown pants? S******G in your pants?
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Postby petethegreek » Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:51 pm

2fan wrote:Are you sure you guys get this joke? Brown pants? S******G in your pants?


yes we do get the joke. If we didnt we would have put you on a par with Moose!!
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Postby brother » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:07 am

:evil: :evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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