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Muscle man

Postby 2fan » Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:04 am

A big, muscular guy with a tiny head walks into a bar and up to the bartender. The muscle guy looks depressed. The bartender, dying to ask the question, proceeds:

"Dude, I don't mean to be a jerk but you've got a giant muscular body and yet you have this tiny head. What happened to you"?

Muscle guy: "Well, I was in Africa last year and I saved this really hot witches life.

In return she said she would grant me any wish I wanted.

Being as hot as she was I naturally told her that I wanted to make love to her.

She said that can't happen because she would lose all of her powers. So I asked her- okay, how about a little head.

Poof!
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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:32 am

I think you're challenging my status as the forum's worst joke teller man... :x
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Postby brother » Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:37 am

:evil: :evil: :twisted: :twisted:
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