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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:24 pm |
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| cannedmoose |
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A bloke goes into a supermarket and buys:
* one tin of beans
* one bag of crisps
* one pack of burgers
* one tub of icecream
* one cake
* one yoghurt
* one pint of milk.
He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bought and asks if he is single.
The bloke says sarcastically, "Yes. However did you guess?"
The girl replies: "You're an ugly bastard." |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:36 pm |
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| Marina2005 |
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Hehehehe, thats funny.  |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:13 pm |
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| demetriou_74 |
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| only just scrapes 2 |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:21 am |
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| petethegreek |
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| Im with Demetriou on this one. |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 8:16 pm |
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we had the same already with a single girl if I recall right...
And its very old. Sorry moosey! |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:26 pm |
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| petethegreek |
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Just when u think Moose's jokes are getting better he goes and posts this.
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| Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:18 am |
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| 2fan |
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| I thought it was funny but then ........... |
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| Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 10:01 am |
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