Bunga Lunga
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 Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:51 pm |
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| 2fan |
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3 explorers are captured by tribesmen on a continent far away. They are tied to three different steaks in the ground.
Suddenly, the tribesmens' great leader appears and walks over to the prisoners. In a very broken English he explains that they (the prisoners) have two choices. Either death or bunga lunga.
The first prisoner decides on bunga lunga. Immediately after uttering the two words the entire village converges on him and begin to sodomize him.
The chief approaches the second prisoner and asks him if he wants death or bunga lunga. Fearing for his life he decides on bunga lunga. Again the entire village converges on him and he too is sodomized.
The chief approaches the final prisoner and asks him death or bunga lunga?
The third prisoner stoicly exclaims that he wants death.
The chief is puzzled and has to think for a second then says:
OK....Death.....by bunga lungaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:59 pm |
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| demetriou_74 |
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is this where (insert a members name here) comes from?
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:01 pm |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:39 pm |
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| demetriou_74 |
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| 2fan wrote: |
| Excuse me????? |
for what |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:50 pm |
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| demetriou_74 wrote: |
| 2fan wrote: |
| Excuse me????? |
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Is this where who comes from?  Had a long day and my synapses may not be firing in the right order. |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:15 am |
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| petethegreek |
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2fan = 0/10
Demetriou = 1/10
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:19 am |
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| 2fan |
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| Your'e a cold person. I think my jokes are pretty funny....to me. |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:21 am |
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| You dindn't like my bungal lunga joke? |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:22 am |
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| petethegreek |
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| Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 1:26 am |
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| 2fan |
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Ok pete,
Seni kosarken ziksinler. |
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