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Illegal Immigrant

Postby chrisp » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:10 pm

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
>
> "Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
> "$100," she replies.
> In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
> "No" she says.
> "I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
>
> "No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
>
> "I pay you $300."
>
> "No," she says.
>
> "I pay you $400."
>
> "No," she says.
>
> So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
>
> She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
>
> I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world.
> How bad could immigrant style be?"
>
> So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they
> finish.
>
> Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something
> perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant
> style?"
>
> The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
>
>
> AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE
> SCREWING US!
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Re: Illegal Immigrant

Postby karma » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:08 pm

chrisp wrote:> AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE
> SCREWING US!


IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME HOW U PEOPLE KEPT SCREWING THEM &THEIR LANDS AND THE HALF WORLD FOR CENTURIES..U HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN :evil:
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Re: Illegal Immigrant

Postby fig head » Fri Mar 26, 2010 11:39 pm

karma wrote:
chrisp wrote:> AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS, IS EXACTLY HOW THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE
> SCREWING US!


IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME HOW U PEOPLE KEPT SCREWING THEM &THEIR LANDS AND THE HALF WORLD FOR CENTURIES..U HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN :evil:


Karma bless your soul you Totally right !
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Postby larnacaman » Sat May 08, 2010 8:12 pm

This IS a joke folks!!!! Just remember what section your reading, before you start making smart arse comments...

Your comments here basically show the ignorance of your knowledge on this subject. You've been reading far too many tabloid newspapers and articles written by anorak activists... or the Sob brigade!!

Fact, ....There are very few ex colonies in Africa, Asia and elsewhere that are in a better state or condition than when enjoying colonial status. If you actually went to these places and asked the general population if they would welcome being back under Colonial status, you might just get an answer that blows your stereotype comments out of the water!!!

Oh, and ...YES, i have lived and worked in many of these Ex Colonies especially in Asia and Africa. Many of which are now being run, by out and out corrupt politicians and leaders....

Andy....
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Postby fig head » Sat May 08, 2010 9:44 pm

larnacaman wrote:This IS a joke folks!!!! Just remember what section your reading, before you start making smart arse comments...

Your comments here basically show the ignorance of your knowledge on this subject. You've been reading far too many tabloid newspapers and articles written by anorak activists... or the Sob brigade!!

Fact, ....There are very few ex colonies in Africa, Asia and elsewhere that are in a better state or condition than when enjoying colonial status. If you actually went to these places and asked the general population if they would welcome being back under Colonial status, you might just get an answer that blows your stereotype comments out of the water!!!

Oh, and ...YES, i have lived and worked in many of these Ex Colonies especially in Asia and Africa. Many of which are now being run, by out and out corrupt politicians and leaders....

Andy....


you are takin your self bit seriously, remember this is the joke section!

what a joke
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Postby larnacaman » Sat May 08, 2010 9:53 pm

Exactly my point in the first place.....

Glad you can see the original joke for what it is!!! I guess there is more than just one joke here ...Right!!!!

Andy....
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Postby fig head » Sat May 08, 2010 10:14 pm

larnacaman wrote:Exactly my point in the first place.....

Glad you can see the original joke for what it is!!! I guess there is more than just one joke here ...Right!!!!

Andy....


if u askin me , yes i can see more than one joke here.
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Postby larnacaman » Sat May 08, 2010 10:24 pm

Hahaha!! ...Actually, i was trying to politley tell you!!!, But no matter....

Andy...
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Postby fig head » Sat May 08, 2010 10:47 pm

larnacaman wrote:Hahaha!! ...Actually, i was trying to politley tell you!!!, But no matter....

Andy...


at least it made you laugh!! amazing
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Postby larnacaman » Sat May 08, 2010 10:52 pm

Well Fig Head, ...You don't have to live in Fairy Land or Wonderland to have a sense of humour, ....Honest!! hahaha!!!
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