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The Little Rabbot

Postby brother » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:38 pm

A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey, Giraffe. You shouldn't do that. Think of your health. You should come running in the woods instead!" The Giraffe looks at the Little Rabbit, looks at the spliff, shrugs his shoulders, tosses the joint over his shoulder and runs off through the wood with the Little Rabbit.

After a while the Giraffe and the Rabbit come across an Elephant about to do a line of Coke. The Rabbit says, "Oh, Elephant you really shouldn't do that. You should come running with us in the wood. It is much better for you." The Elephant looks at the Rabbit looks at the line of Charlie, shrugs his shoulders, then runs off through the wood with the Giraffe and the Rabbit.

Shortly they come across a Bear about to shoot up heroin. The Rabbit runs up to him and says, "Hey, Bear, you shouldn't do that, think of your health. You'd be better of running in the woods with us." The Bear looks at the Rabbit, looks at the syringe, spoon and stuff, shrugs his shoulders, kicks the whole lot away and runs off with the Rabbit, the Giraffe and the Elephant.

After a while they come across a Tiger drinking his way through a six pack of beer. The Rabbit runs up to the Tiger and says, "Hey Tiger, you really shouldn't d that." and the Tiger immediately jumps up and starts beating the living crap out of the Rabbit. The Giraffe grabs the Tiger and pulls him off the Rabbit and says, "What the hell are you doing, man?" The Tiger gets one more kick in and says, "Ah, that little fucker really pisses me off; he always makes me run around the bloody woods when he's on Ecstasy!"
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Postby petethegreek » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:15 pm

Hmmmmmmmm? Can I change my vote for worst joke teller in this forum?
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Postby dms007 » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:52 pm

:roll:
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Postby city » Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:51 pm

4/10 :D
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Postby 2fan » Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:12 pm

You have good days and bad days. This one was one of those fucked up days. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Liza » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:21 am

:D Wasn't bad
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Postby brother » Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:50 am

Thanks Liza mou :D
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