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Australian husband requirement

Postby Beer Belly » Tue May 11, 2010 1:57 pm

An Englishman wants to marry an Irish girl and is told he needs to become Irish before he can do so. It is a very simple operation where they remove 5% of your brain.
Anyway the Englishman wakes up after the operation and the doctor comes up to him looking all worried and says "I am terribly sorry, there has been a mistake to be sure, we accidently removed 50% of your brain instead of 5%!"
The Englishman sits up and simply says "She'll be right, mate"
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Postby SKI-preo » Wed May 12, 2010 2:57 am

Good one. I'm sending that to my boss!
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