Mongolian VD
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China.
While there, he is sexually promiscuous and doesn't use a condom.
A week after arriving home, he finds his penis is covered with bright green spots. Horrified, he goes to see his doctor.
Days later the doctor calls and says, "I've got bad news. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare. We know little about it. We have to amputate your penis."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines him and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD."
"What can you do?" asks the man. "My American doctor wants to amputate!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctors always want to operate. Make more money that way. No need to operate!"
"Oh, thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor. "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself!" |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:36 pm |
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| Marina2005 |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:42 pm |
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| and what about the woman who infected him? what falls off her? |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:47 pm |
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| Marina2005 |
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| dms007 wrote: |
| and what about the woman who infected him? what falls off her? |
Maybe it was n't a women in the first place!!  |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:52 pm |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:47 pm |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:54 pm |
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Hallo from Moose country folks... managed to log in and edit the Cyprus-European forum! 
I notice that the quality of jokes has vastly improved now that I haven't been around for a few days! I also notice that someone has attempted to steal my identity by using the avatar I asked Mr. Admin to provide for me  Whadda ya think eh?
Anyway, must run, off to a cabin in Western Ontario tomorrow (hoping to spot some real moose) so I'll be incommunicado for a week or so. Take it easy folks!
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:33 pm |
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