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| 2fan |
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An old lady loses her husband and feels all alone in the world. She decides that she's has lived a long happy life and that she doesn't want to go on without her husband.
She decides to shoot herself. She calls her doctor and asks him where her heart is located. The Doctor tells her that it's located a little below her left breast. An hour later the old lady is admitted to the ER with a gunshot wound to her left knee. |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:13 pm |
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| petethegreek |
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After a little thought I understood it.
U r getting worse.
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:16 pm |
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| 2fan |
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| Someone has to perpetuate the way of the Moose while he's away. |
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| Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:27 pm |
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| city |
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| 2fan wrote: |
| Someone has to perpetuate the way of the Moose while he's away. |
I don't actually think this is really necessary.........  |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:49 am |
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| 2fan |
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City,
I have to do continue the way of the moose. If I don't no one will remember him when he returns.  |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:50 am |
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 that was terrible |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:54 am |
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| Marina2005 |
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| Not bad! |
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| Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:09 pm |
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| 2fan wrote: |
City,
I have to do continue the way of the moose. If I don't no one will remember him when he returns. |
oh, don't worry 2fan. We will. Being here a littly tiny bit longer than you I'm absolutely sure about that. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:12 pm |
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| gabaston |
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sick twisted humour
i liked it though.
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| Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:58 am |
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| magikthrill |
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very good.
reminds me of the similar:
Why dont old ladies where mini skirts?
So their boobs wont show
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