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Postby Get Real! » Thu May 20, 2010 12:49 pm

vaughanwilliams wrote:
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vaughanwilliams wrote:I think you'll find that on the night, the 2 bi ladies can't make it and the 4 couples cancel, leaving only cyprusman1976 and his 2 optomisitic mates hoping you'll turn up with your girlfriend.

If that's what they're doing they're stupid!

You can go to a pub/club and if by the morning hours you haven’t approached and met 3-4 women and received one or two mobile phone numbers then you might as well pack it in and go gay! :lol:


You obviously haven't met these socially inadequate types of guys who dream up marvelous schemes to get women to come round their house and get their kit off. Didn't you ever see any of the "Bottom" series with Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson?

And what if a gorgeous female turns up at your door and says…

“So where’s your "selected" mates because you look like shit!”

:lol:
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Postby vaughanwilliams » Thu May 20, 2010 12:58 pm

Get Real! wrote:
vaughanwilliams wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
vaughanwilliams wrote:I think you'll find that on the night, the 2 bi ladies can't make it and the 4 couples cancel, leaving only cyprusman1976 and his 2 optomisitic mates hoping you'll turn up with your girlfriend.

If that's what they're doing they're stupid!

You can go to a pub/club and if by the morning hours you haven’t approached and met 3-4 women and received one or two mobile phone numbers then you might as well pack it in and go gay! :lol:


You obviously haven't met these socially inadequate types of guys who dream up marvelous schemes to get women to come round their house and get their kit off. Didn't you ever see any of the "Bottom" series with Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson?

And what if a gorgeous female turns up at your door and says…

“So where’s your "selected" mates because you look like shit!”

:lol:


I whip the old kidney-wiper out and that usually does the trick!
My nickname isn't "phone-pole" for nothing, you know.
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Postby Liontaroui » Thu May 20, 2010 2:42 pm

vaughanwilliams wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
vaughanwilliams wrote:I think you'll find that on the night, the 2 bi ladies can't make it and the 4 couples cancel, leaving only cyprusman1976 and his 2 optomisitic mates hoping you'll turn up with your girlfriend.

If that's what they're doing they're stupid!

You can go to a pub/club and if by the morning hours you haven’t approached and met 3-4 women and received one or two mobile phone numbers then you might as well pack it in and go gay! :lol:


You obviously haven't met these socially inadequate types of guys who dream up marvelous schemes to get women to come round their house and get their kit off. Didn't you ever see any of the "Bottom" series with Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson?


As a socially inadequate type of guy, I take offense to that.
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Re: swinging party on saturday 5th june in a house in agia n

Postby apc2010 » Thu May 20, 2010 3:21 pm

cyprusman1976 wrote:hello , people . we will have a party going on on saturday 5th of june in a villa in agia napa. so far attending 2 bisexual ladies , 3 selected males and 4 couples . we are looking forward to make it 8 couples, so couples that want to join the fun let me know .we prefer couples that are members on adult sites , so to be sure they are genuine or they can be recommended by someone . aquqrious1976@gmail.com


Please note my villa is non smoking.......
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Postby cyprusman1976 » Thu May 27, 2010 12:00 pm

no more invitations will be accepted . finally we have reached 6 couples for the party . rest of you better luck next time
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Postby vaughanwilliams » Thu May 27, 2010 12:07 pm

cyprusman1976 wrote:no more invitations will be accepted . finally we have reached 6 couples for the party . rest of you better luck next time


OK, but of the 12 people partying, how many are actually real women?
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Postby RichardB » Thu May 27, 2010 12:21 pm

We waited and waited but the ladies did not arrive :wink:


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Postby Gasman » Thu May 27, 2010 1:27 pm

:lol:
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Postby thedronebee » Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:36 pm

you know how those 'selected' ones are selected?
ok. I will let you know.
first they were asked to sit in in big basin full of water. if bubbles came out then then were asked to sit into another basin full of sand. if the bubbles still were coming out then they were passed. got it?
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Postby Daniella » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:46 pm

thedronebee wrote:you know how those 'selected' ones are selected?
ok. I will let you know.
first they were asked to sit in in big basin full of water. if bubbles came out then then were asked to sit into another basin full of sand. if the bubbles still were coming out then they were passed. got it?


mmm...and you're looking for friendship or friendshit? :roll:
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