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** What's the smartest thing a man can say?

"My wife says.."
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** What is the quickest way to a man's Heart ???

Through his chest with a sharp knife .......
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My secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time....

One cooking and one cleaning.
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Q: How can you tell when a man is well hung?

A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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** Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?

They all already have boyfriends.
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** When do you care for a man's company?

When he owns it.
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Wow Marina all these replies, is work slow today?

Laughing Laughing
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She is in prison, remember??
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LOL

Your both right, I'm in prison and theres nothing to do!! Wink
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Could n't resist this one...........


How are men and parking spots alike?

Good ones are always taken.
Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely short.

Laughing Laughing
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