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Postby cannedmoose » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:28 pm

Angelos calls his boss in the morning:

"Panagia mou boss, i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work."

The boss says:

"You know Angelos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Angelos calls:

"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house."
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Postby brother » Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:33 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I cannot believe that these jokes are coming from you moosey :shock:
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Postby 2fan » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Saint Jimmy » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:50 pm

:?
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:52 pm

Saint Jimmy wrote::?


:wink:
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Postby Saint Jimmy » Sat Aug 06, 2005 6:57 pm

Νot funny. Stuff like that never happens to me. :?
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Postby cannedmoose » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:09 pm

Saint Jimmy wrote:Νot funny. Stuff like that never happens to me. :?


You're a student re, if you're lucky you'll get a good boss one day... :lol:
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Postby petethegreek » Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:23 pm

I like the way u altered it slightly 2 make it sound more Greek!

heard it b4 but still funny.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby gabaston » Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:22 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby city » Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:29 pm

petethegreek wrote:I like the way u altered it slightly 2 make it sound more Greek!

heard it b4 but still funny.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


yep!
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