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| cannedmoose |
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Angelos calls his boss in the morning:
"Panagia mou boss, i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work."
The boss says:
"You know Angelos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Angelos calls:
"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house." |
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| Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:33 pm |
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 I cannot believe that these jokes are coming from you moosey  |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:36 pm |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:50 pm |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:52 pm |
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| cannedmoose |
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| Saint Jimmy wrote: |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 7:57 pm |
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| Νot funny. Stuff like that never happens to me. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:09 pm |
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| cannedmoose |
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| Saint Jimmy wrote: |
| Νot funny. Stuff like that never happens to me. |
You're a student re, if you're lucky you'll get a good boss one day... |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 8:23 pm |
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I like the way u altered it slightly 2 make it sound more Greek!
heard it b4 but still funny.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:22 pm |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:29 am |
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| petethegreek wrote: |
I like the way u altered it slightly 2 make it sound more Greek!
heard it b4 but still funny.
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