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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 3:36 pm Reply with quote
cannedmoose
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1. I am hungry = I am hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am tired = I am tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
5. I love you = Let's have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:27 pm Reply with quote
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Laughing
PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:31 pm Reply with quote
MISSLONDONCY
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Canned moose, your too funny!!!!
Hehehehehe
PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:33 pm Reply with quote
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Laughing Laughing Welcome back Moose!
PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:47 pm Reply with quote
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MISSLONDONCY wrote:
Canned moose, your too funny!!!!
Hehehehehe


Thanks Miss, I'm trying to lose my rep for bad jokes... Wink
PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:47 pm Reply with quote
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2fan wrote:
Laughing Laughing Welcome back Moose!


Tesekkur ederim 2fan
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