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Girls night out

Postby cannedmoose » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:27 pm

Two women go out on a girls night out, walking home they are both dying for a wee so they jump over a wall into a cemetry to relieve themselves. 'Course, theres no toilet paper, so one wipes on her knickers and throws them away. The other one tears a ribbon from a bouquet and uses that.
Next day the two husbands are talking. The first says "I'm really worried about my wife, she came home with no knickers last night..
The other said "You're worried? Mine came home with a card stuck up her arse!" "It said `from all the guys at the fire station, we'll never forget you'.
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Postby brother » Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby petethegreek » Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:00 pm

Heard it. Not bad. :D
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