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A Cypriot, a Greek and a Turkish guy caught by the Zulus in the jungle are taken to the Zulu chief. So the chief tells them that if you want to leave this jungle alive go into the jungle pick up a fruit and come back here. So all three of them run into the forest.
About an hour later the Cypriot guy returns with an orange. So the chief tells him:
- Now shove that orange up your ass and you are free to go.
So the Cypriot guy starts loughing and shoves it up his ass crying from laughter.
The chief and the tribe all look at him wondering what the hell is wrong with him enjoying shoving the orange up his ass.
A couple of min later the Greek guy comes with an apple and the chief again asks him to do the same thing. The Greek guy then cracks out laughing and he shoves the apple up his ass like he is enjoying it.
So the chief being really pissed that they both seem to enjoy shoving the fruits up their ass he asks the Greek guy:
- The Cypriot guy came and shove an orange up his ass and he cried laughing and now you shoved an apple up your ass and you die laughing too. What the hell is wrong with you guys, why do you enjoy this so much???
- You are not gonna believe this, the Turkish guy is coming holding a coconut  |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:20 am |
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| Re: Zulu joke | |
| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:46 am |
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| Yiannis wrote: |
A Cypriot, a Greek and a Turkish guy caught by the Zulus in the jungle are taken to the Zulu chief. So the chief tells them that if you want to leave this jungle alive go into the jungle pick up a fruit and come back here. So all three of them run into the forest.
About an hour later the Cypriot guy returns with an orange. So the chief tells him:
- Now shove that orange up your ass and you are free to go.
So the Cypriot guy starts loughing and shoves it up his ass crying from laughter.
The chief and the tribe all look at him wondering what the hell is wrong with him enjoying shoving the orange up his ass.
A couple of min later the Greek guy comes with an apple and the chief again asks him to do the same thing. The Greek guy then cracks out laughing and he shoves the apple up his ass like he is enjoying it.
So the chief being really pissed that they both seem to enjoy shoving the fruits up their ass he asks the Greek guy:
- The Cypriot guy came and shove an orange up his ass and he cried laughing and now you shoved an apple up your ass and you die laughing too. What the hell is wrong with you guys, why do you enjoy this so much???
- You are not gonna believe this, the Turkish guy is coming holding a coconut |
Noah laughed at this one, only they were three tribes from Israel and a pineapple. |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 11:49 am |
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I was confused by what the Zulus were doing in a jungle...  |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:36 pm |
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1. as moose said zulus in a jungle
2. the coconut shouod be changed to a prickly pear
3. not funny |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:35 pm |
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Yiannis what have you done.  |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:29 pm |
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| Come on guys cheer up, i heard worst jokes than this one. And i always thought that Zulu is a tribe living in a jungle.Or at least thats what Zulu jokes have them as. |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:41 pm |
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| Ever since watching the mini-series 'Shaka Zulu' I won't have a word said against them. Some of the most fearsome warriors the world has ever produced. Incidentally, one of my fave films is 'Zulu' starring Michael Caine which depicts the battle of Rorkes Drift in 1879. Although it's not totally historically accurate, the film is ahead of its time in that the Zulus' emerge at the end beaten, but with respect in defeat. It isn't another 'hooray, all the natives have been slaughtered' film, but one which inspires admiration for the bravery of both sides. Highly recommended viewing. |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:53 pm |
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| Have to say i watched that movie at least 10 times and still enjoy it, classic in my book. |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:56 pm |
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| brother wrote: |
| Have to say i watched that movie at least 10 times and still enjoy it, classic in my book. |
See my new thread in entertainment...  |
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