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Milk bath

Postby cannedmoose » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:23 pm

A milkman is about ready to deliver a half gallon bottle to a residence when he sees a note on the door saying, 'Leave me 16 gallons of milk, please'.

Curious, because the lady usually orders no more than half gallon, he knocks on the door. The lady answers and he says, "Do you really want 16 gallons of milk?"

She replies, "Yes I do. I'm going to take a milk bath later."

The milkman then says, "Well then, do you want it pasteurized?"

The lady replies, "No, just up to my tits will be fine."
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Postby 2fan » Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:04 am

You're slippin Mooseman! :?
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Postby brother » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:16 pm

:? :? :? :? :?
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Postby cannedmoose » Wed Aug 10, 2005 1:19 pm

You folks are a bloody demanding audience... geez... :roll:
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Postby demetriou_74 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:28 pm

cannedmoose wrote:You folks are a bloody demanding audience... geez... :roll:


or your not funny
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Postby devil » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:29 pm

PATHETIC! :(
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Postby cannedmoose » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:37 pm

devil wrote:PATHETIC! :(


Are you?
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Postby demetriou_74 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:38 pm

cannedmoose wrote:
devil wrote:PATHETIC! :(


Are you?


the worst come back attempt
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Postby cannedmoose » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:40 pm

Wasn't supposed to be a come-back, it was serious... no need at all for devil's spite whatsoever...
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Postby demetriou_74 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 2:41 pm

cannedmoose wrote:Wasn't supposed to be a come-back, it was serious... no need at all for devil's spite whatsoever...


why do you always get serious and morally correct when you are loosing an arguement?
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