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Postby AEKTZIS » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:04 pm

This one is one of my favourites, as it isn't racist, the humour does not have anything to do with race, but is really funny..

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We are at the Second World War and 2 German soldiers are chasing a Jew to kill him. The Jew runs and he runs, till he sees an empty well and jumps in to save himself. Upon reaching the well, the Germans stand around it and start to ponder:

1st German: Where the hell did that jew go?
Jew (mimicing the echo): Where the hell did that jew go?
1st German: Do you think he went into the shrubs?
Jew: You think he went into the shrubs?
2nd German: Meh, I don't think so!
Jew: Meh, I don't think so!
1st German: You think he went up to the mountain?
Jew: You think he went up to the mountain?
2nd German: Meh, I don't think so!
Jew: Meh, I don't think so!
1st German: You think he went into the well?
Jew: You think he went into the forest?

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Postby CBBB » Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:23 pm

Due to limited server space on Facebook, they have decided to upgrade and move all Niggers, Indians, Muslims + Paki's to their own affiliated site... Jungle Book will be launched on 1st February 2011.
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Postby B25 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:59 pm

CBBB wrote:Due to limited server space on Facebook, they have decided to upgrade and move all Niggers, Indians, Muslims + Paki's to their own affiliated site... Jungle Book will be launched on 1st February 2011.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Cracker :lol: :lol: :lol:
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