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Postby quattro » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:49 pm

IS GOOD TO YOU IN MIND THAT:

If you cross the border illegally in Iran .... hold indefinitely.

If you cross the border illegally in Afghanistan .... they shoot you

If you cross the border illegally in Saudi Arabia ...... should be imprisoned.

If you cross the border illegally in the U.S. ... beaten by local police.

If you cross the border illegally in Venezuela ... you will go to spy and sealed in a couple cell.

If you cross the border illegally to Cuba ..... will rot in prison

If you cross borders illegally CYPRUS (from north to south) ... You get the following:

1. A job
2. A license
3. Social Security
4. Coupons soup kitchen,
5. Welfare assistance for building a house or rent
6. SUBSIDIES (devices of Social Insurance, the Welfare Office and the Ministry of Finance)
7. Free education in private schools
8. FREE HEALTH COVERAGE and all necessary interventions,
9. You can even vote!

If you take all the above, you are given a gift, or CITIZENSHIP!
Welcome to Cyprus!
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Re: Cyprus borders

Postby denizaksulu » Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:20 am

quattro wrote:IS GOOD TO YOU IN MIND THAT:

If you cross the border illegally in Iran .... hold indefinitely.

If you cross the border illegally in Afghanistan .... they shoot you

If you cross the border illegally in Saudi Arabia ...... should be imprisoned.

If you cross the border illegally in the U.S. ... beaten by local police.

If you cross the border illegally in Venezuela ... you will go to spy and sealed in a couple cell.

If you cross the border illegally to Cuba ..... will rot in prison

If you cross borders illegally CYPRUS (from north to south) ... You get the following:

1. A job
2. A license
3. Social Security
4. Coupons soup kitchen,
5. Welfare assistance for building a house or rent
6. SUBSIDIES (devices of Social Insurance, the Welfare Office and the Ministry of Finance)
7. Free education in private schools
8. FREE HEALTH COVERAGE and all necessary interventions,
9. You can even vote!

If you take all the above, you are given a gift, or CITIZENSHIP!
Welcome to Cyprus!


:shock:
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Re: Cyprus borders

Postby wyoming cowboy » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:44 am

quattro wrote:IS GOOD TO YOU IN MIND THAT:

If you cross the border illegally in Iran .... hold indefinitely.

If you cross the border illegally in Afghanistan .... they shoot you

If you cross the border illegally in Saudi Arabia ...... should be imprisoned.

If you cross the border illegally in the U.S. ... beaten by local police.

If you cross the border illegally in Venezuela ... you will go to spy and sealed in a couple cell.

If you cross the border illegally to Cuba ..... will rot in prison

If you cross borders illegally CYPRUS (from north to south) ... You get the following:

1. A job
2. A license
3. Social Security
4. Coupons soup kitchen,
5. Welfare assistance for building a house or rent
6. SUBSIDIES (devices of Social Insurance, the Welfare Office and the Ministry of Finance)
7. Free education in private schools
8. FREE HEALTH COVERAGE and all necessary interventions,
9. You can even vote!

If you take all the above, you are given a gift, or CITIZENSHIP!
Welcome to Cyprus!



yeap Cyprus does at times seem to be a convoloded* place, not only the irony of the above statement, but where else in the world are people allowed to visit their homes but return to the opposite side of the island to live.....
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Postby vaughanwilliams » Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:03 am

If you qualify for the following, you CAN'T have crossed illegally:

1. A job
2. A license
3. Social Security
4. Coupons soup kitchen,
5. Welfare assistance for building a house or rent
6. SUBSIDIES (devices of Social Insurance, the Welfare Office and the Ministry of Finance)
7. Free education in private schools
8. FREE HEALTH COVERAGE and all necessary interventions,
9. You can even vote!

If you take all the above, you are given a gift, or(sic) CITIZENSHIP!"


Only TC's qualify in 1 to 9. and they are already citizens of RoC who just haven't applied for the passport.
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Postby merrytraveller » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:50 am

If you cross the border into Cyprus LEGALLY and bring a company, lost of cash and give work to local people all you get is a lot of bureaucratic hassle from overpaid and underworked civil servants. (And the term servants is an ironic misnomer).
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Postby B25 » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:19 pm

There are no F*cking borders in Cyprus. We have a cease fire line controlled by Useless Nations.

Its not just Cyprus that offeres these gifts, you can also get them and more in the UK :) Get your daughters knocked up at 13 and get a free council house and benefits forever.
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Postby humanist » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:20 pm

No borders in Cyprus ...... only an illegal occupation ;) Free Cyprus
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Postby vaughanwilliams » Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:32 am

B25 wrote:There are no F*cking borders in Cyprus. We have a cease fire line controlled by Useless Nations.

Its not just Cyprus that offeres these gifts, you can also get them and more in the UK :) Get your daughters knocked up at 13 and get a free council house and benefits forever.


What do you call the borders between RoC and the SBA's?
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