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Postby Oracle » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:23 pm

Bananiot wrote:Yes, but the silly woman does not reveal ... everything. She started everything when she wrote:

I imagine Bananiot climaxed reading how Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was born of holy loins and termed "Destiny's Child"


This prompted me to inquire about the last time she climaxed (it was a legitimate question since she initiated this kind of talking and her climax was therefore my business) and her response consolidated my belief that it was probably in 1821.


That's a perfectly legitimate use of the verb to describe the ecstasy one may feel when coming across a kindred spirit - as you clearly did since you initiated TWO threads about the same author/book.

Anyway, I'll leave you to harmonise with your new-found love as I'm off to hibernate, for a while, in my isolated retreat perchance to 'read' and practice some Tantric .... yoga!
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:32 pm

Oracle wrote:You really are stupiddog! :roll:

It was a reply to a direct question by Bananiot and I was pointing out to him that it was none of his business.

Bananiot wrote:When was the last time you climaxed oracle?


... which pretty much sums up the level of his rapier-like mind in debates.

But, if you're short on topics, be my guest .... Only, I've got nothing to offer others on this subject since it's a mystery to me how nature came up with such an ingenious, delightful device ... :D


............and God created the 'orgasm' and it was good.................. :lol:
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Postby Gregory » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:29 pm

I think you could all do with a good orgasm. 8)
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:50 pm

Gregory wrote:I think you could all do with a good orgasm. 8)



Come again!! :shock:
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Postby miltiades » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:23 pm

How do you say orgasm in Greek ? And while you are at it can you tell me how you can say in Greek " I feel sexy " could it be " ekavlosa ? Just wondered also how you can say to a lady in Greek " you look very sexy tonight "Interesting to find out !
ps it could not possibly be " you are very ...kavlomeni apopse !
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Postby Bananiot » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:50 pm

Trust you to get at the end of this one Miltiades!

"Apopse eisai poli sexy" this is your answer Miltiades. Don't look for a Greek word, it is like "sandwich". Try asking a sandwich maker for an amphipsomo!

Does anyone know the Greek word for fountouki?
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:49 pm

Bananiot wrote:Trust you to get at the end of this one Miltiades!

"Apopse eisai poli sexy" this is your answer Miltiades. Don't look for a Greek word, it is like "sandwich". Try asking a sandwich maker for an amphipsomo!

Does anyone know the Greek word for fountouki?


A hazelnut? :lol:

Nuts whole hazelnuts, cadbury's take 'em and cover 'em in chocolate........ :lol:

Is 'fındık' a Turkish word then? :shock:
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Postby Bananiot » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:56 pm

Yes it is. We borrowed it from you and fountouki is the outcome. But, there is a Greek word too, that was used by the Greeks of Asia Minor, surprise, surprise. Let's see if the "Greeks" of this forum know it.
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:03 pm

Bananiot wrote:Yes it is. We borrowed it from you and fountouki is the outcome. But, there is a Greek word too, that was used by the Greeks of Asia Minor, surprise, surprise. Let's see if the "Greeks" of this forum know it.


In ye olde Turkish there was a gun called a 'bundukdarı' and not a lot of people know this. It refered to the fact that the projectile was the size of a hazelnut. bunduk = fındık = hazelnut. Does it get close?
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Postby miltiades » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:07 pm

I think the word is leptokarido !
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