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The Female Orgasm

Postby supporttheunderdog » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:42 am

Q: How does a man give a woman Orgasm?

A: Whoe cares??

See http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... c&start=10
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Postby Paphitis » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:59 am

I doubt you would know! I bet all your partners had to fake their orgasm provided you didn't climax within seconds! :lol:

Seek help dude... :?
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:15 am

I can assure you I am not one of those "whip it in, whip it out and wipe it" types and have never had complaints..

Lenny Henry used to tell a joke on the Stand-up circuit about the time he worked at a Holiday Camp, and the young male staff had Wanking competitions, to see who could cum first:

The winner managed 11 seconds.

Then Lenny went with a woman - " all of a sudden, 11 seconds became an extermely long time"...
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Postby Paphitis » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:23 am

supporttheunderdog wrote:I can assure you I am not one of those "whip it in, whip it out and wipe it" types and have never had complaints..


Yes well they wouldn't be faking if they complained! :lol:

Lenny Henry used to tell a joke on the Stand-up circuit about the time he worked at a Holiday Camp, and the young male staff had Wanking competitions, to see who could cum first:

The winner managed 11 seconds.

Then Lenny went with a woman - " all of a sudden, 11 seconds became an extermely long time"...


OK? :roll: :!:

See ya! :arrow:
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Postby Me Ed » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:27 am

it is easy to know when a woman has had an orgasm.

If you don't know what the physical signs are, other than screaming with pleasure (which can be faked), then you probably have never given a woman an orgasm.

There are techniques that can guarantee an orgasm, but at the end of the day a woman has to put in the effort other than just lay there and think of Cyprus,
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Postby Oracle » Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:20 pm

You really are stupiddog! :roll:

It was a reply to a direct question by Bananiot and I was pointing out to him that it was none of his business.

Bananiot wrote:When was the last time you climaxed oracle?


... which pretty much sums up the level of his rapier-like mind in debates.

But, if you're short on topics, be my guest .... Only, I've got nothing to offer others on this subject since it's a mystery to me how nature came up with such an ingenious, delightful device ... :D
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Postby Kikapu » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:00 pm

Oracle wrote:You really are stupiddog! :roll:

It was a reply to a direct question by Bananiot and I was pointing out to him that it was none of his business.

Bananiot wrote:When was the last time you climaxed oracle?


... which pretty much sums up the level of his rapier-like mind in debates.

But, if you're short on topics, be my guest .... Only, I've got nothing to offer others on this subject since it's a mystery to me how nature came up with such an ingenious, delightful device ... :D


I guess God realised that a man couldn't afford to buy the woman a pair of shoes (according to fig head) each time he wanted to have sex with her and her with him, so he invented this "orgasm thingy" to cut to the chase so to get the two to copulate with each other.!

I hear the women's shoes manufacturers are really pissed off with God.! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Oracle » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:42 pm

Kikapu wrote:
Oracle wrote:You really are stupiddog! :roll:

It was a reply to a direct question by Bananiot and I was pointing out to him that it was none of his business.

Bananiot wrote:When was the last time you climaxed oracle?


... which pretty much sums up the level of his rapier-like mind in debates.

But, if you're short on topics, be my guest .... Only, I've got nothing to offer others on this subject since it's a mystery to me how nature came up with such an ingenious, delightful device ... :D


I guess God realised that a man couldn't afford to buy the woman a pair of shoes (according to fig head) each time he wanted to have sex with her and her with him, so he invented this "orgasm thingy" to cut to the chase so to get the two to copulate with each other.!

I hear the women's shoes manufacturers are really pissed off with God.! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yeah, who can get turned on by flip-flops? :D

Besides, "Barefoot in the Park" is one of my favourite movies ...
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Postby Bananiot » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:03 pm

Yes, but the silly woman does not reveal ... everything. She started everything when she wrote:

I imagine Bananiot climaxed reading how Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was born of holy loins and termed "Destiny's Child"


This prompted me to inquire about the last time she climaxed (it was a legitimate question since she initiated this kind of talking and her climax was therefore my business) and her response consolidated my belief that it was probably in 1821.
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Postby Paphitis » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:18 pm

Bananiot wrote:Yes, but the silly woman does not reveal ... everything. She started everything when she wrote:

I imagine Bananiot climaxed reading how Mustafa Kemal Ataturk was born of holy loins and termed "Destiny's Child"


This prompted me to inquire about the last time she climaxed (it was a legitimate question since she initiated this kind of talking and her climax was therefore my business) and her response consolidated my belief that it was probably in 1821.


I bet the last time you climaxed was in 1974! :lol:
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