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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?

Postby CBBB » Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:25 am

A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A LAMP PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND. HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT A RUB.

TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED THREE WISHES.

THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR.

THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A GOLF-COURSE MANSION , SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS HOUSE.

SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN $100 BILLS.

THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.

HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE, THROW A ROPE OVER A LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD.


AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S THE TWO BLONDE GENIES.


ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE, 'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO MAKE LOVE TO.

I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.

BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS BEYOND ME.'
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Re: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?

Postby Get Real! » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:21 pm

CBBB wrote:WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?

You start to look like Grumpy the happy-go-lucky albino? Image
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Re: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?

Postby cyprusgrump » Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:21 pm

Get Real! wrote:
CBBB wrote:WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?

You start to look like Grumpy the happy-go-lucky albino? Image

:evil:
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Re: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?

Postby Get Real! » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:55 am

cyprusgrump wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
CBBB wrote:WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?

You start to look like Grumpy the happy-go-lucky albino? Image

:evil:

:? I thought that was funny... :?
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Postby Get Real! » Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:59 am

DT said to write that! :evil:
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