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Postby skyvet » Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:00 am

OK - I admit it - this has been outrageously stolen from a contestant on Weakest Link, but it appealed to my sense of humour, so I thought I'd share it!

A slug goes to a police station to report being mugged by 3 snails. "Would you recognise the snails again" asked the police officer. "I doubt it" replied the slug, "it all happened so fast"!
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Postby fig head » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:31 pm

ok...
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:27 pm

Did you hear about the slug that went up to a group of snails in the Street and began to follow them about and shout at them:"Big Issue, Big Issue, Big Issue"
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