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Demetris Christofias was out walking one morning along the pier in Larnaca when, being the clumsy person that he is, he stumbled, tripped over the railing and landed in the sea.

Before his bodyguards could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever gift they wanted.

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World' and Christofias said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on the private jet I hire.'

The second kid said, 'I want a new football kit'. Christofias said, 'I'll get it for you and I'll even have the Omonia players sign the shirt.'

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'

Christofias was a little puzzled by this, but then smiled and said, 'I get it. You want this for a friend of yours who is handicapped, that is very honourable of you'.

The kid said, 'No. It is me that will be needing the chair from tonight after my dad finds out I saved your ass.'

[humanist]

nice one could really apply to many world leaders.

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nice one could really apply to many world leaders.

Our President George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."

Mr. Bush says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my

Air Force 1 airplane "

The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Mr. Bush says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"

Mr. Bush is a little perplexed by this and says,

"But you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my Dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning."