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Postby oopsy » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:54 pm

How to kill a carpet-bagger whilst he is drinking?












Slam the toilet lid down .
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Postby Smiler Brian » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:17 am

What's the difference between a carpet bagger and a currant?

rra
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Postby EricSeans » Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:29 am

What do you call a carpetbagger at the bottom of Kyrenia harbour?

A start.
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Postby oopsy » Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:14 pm

My mate said for his birthday he wanted to be pissed and surrounded by tits n [email protected]@ts


So I bought him 6 tins of stella and spent him to a carpet-baggers property meeting
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Postby ttoli » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:11 pm

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Postby oopsy » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:31 pm

edited for the carpet bagger

if it appears in another quote


hey ho





















sorry, forgot everyone knows how
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Postby ZoC » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:33 pm

why did the stupid carpetbagger buy a stolen budgie from a dodgy geezer down the pub, even though his mates warned him not to, and even though the government was announcing it wasn't such a good idea?

'cos it wos going cheep.
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:45 pm

oopsy wrote:How do you get ttoli s mum into bed




















sorry, forgot everyone knows how


you mean you forgot nearly everyone had!
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Postby B25 » Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:28 pm

:) :) :)
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