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Times are getting tough

Postby CBBB » Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:59 am

Times are getting tough. The recession is hitting everybody!!!


I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism, but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!


And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Re: Times are getting tough

Postby SSBubbles » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:53 pm

:lol:
Worst of all, Keo are laying off staff!
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Postby CBBB » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:59 pm

That worried me as well, but after calling the factory I found out it is only salesman, so no problem.
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Postby bsharpish » Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:36 pm

Ahhh but it was a false flag, CIA, Zionist, NWO call centre which was actually run by the black ops division of the evil empire (AKA anheuser busch) who knew you were a determined customer of an actual beer company.... The suicide truck/WMD was actually 40000 gallons of American 2 point swill :wink: :wink:
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Postby ttoli » Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:54 am

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation 3
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