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From the notice board of the Central Courts

Postby CBBB » Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:27 am

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Re: From the notice board of the Central Courts

Postby loadsatime » Thu Oct 06, 2011 2:56 pm

OKK :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-o :-o :-o :?: :?: :?: so what's it say for those of us who can't read or read Greek
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Re: From the notice board of the Central Courts

Postby Lee A Kada » Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:15 pm

How many is MENY? :?
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Re: From the notice board of the Central Courts

Postby CBBB » Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:36 am

loadsatime wrote:OKK :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-o :-o :-o :?: :?: :?: so what's it say for those of us who can't read or read Greek


My name iz Dimitris Christophias

I am de prezident of de republic of Cyprus

I make pass like Messi

I have many olive trees

I make very nice koupepia

- kolokassi according to

de ambassador visiting

I have many visions but

we must not fly in the clouds

I also have many vinegars

I love Elsie Thekkou


But is not so funny when written in Latin characters, you have to read it in the style of Christophias speaking English, which works nicely with the Greek characters.
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Re: From the notice board of the Central Courts

Postby loadsatime » Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:29 am

understood BUT does Elsie love him if she does she must be the only one on this island,
lets put up electric food fuel etc. in the words of Mari Antoinette let them eat cake.

viva la republic :lol: :twisted:
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Re: From the notice board of the Central Courts

Postby Laplace » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:24 pm

People get the government they deserve
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Re: From the notice board of the Central Courts

Postby CBBB » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:22 pm

Laplace wrote:People get the government they deserve


Nobody deserves this one!
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Re: From the notice board of the Central Courts

Postby Laplace » Fri Oct 07, 2011 1:23 pm

CBBB wrote:
Laplace wrote:People get the government they deserve


Nobody deserves this one!

sure they do - was anyone who put a mark to a ballot coerced?
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Re: From the notice board of the Central Courts

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:14 pm

President Nixon "There has been no cover-up at the White House."

President Johnson "We still seek no wider war"

President Carter "I would not use military force to free the hostages"

President Reagan "We did not -- repeat did not -- trade weapons or anything else for hostages nor will we."

President GHW Bush "Congress will push me to raise taxes...and I'll say read my lips, no new taxes!"

President Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

President GW Bush "We have found Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq"

President Christofias "Nowhere is there any testimony that the matter of destroying the material had been put to the President and it was rejected due to political expediencies.”


Marigate????
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Re: From the notice board of the Central Courts

Postby kurupetos » Fri Oct 07, 2011 3:51 pm

Laplace wrote:
CBBB wrote:
Laplace wrote:People get the government they deserve


Nobody deserves this one!

sure they do - was anyone who put a mark to a ballot coerced?

I 2nd that Pierre-Simon.
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