kurupetos wrote:bill cobbett wrote:Hermes wrote:Dear Bill,
I came home and found my wife in bed with the Filipino maid.
Which one should I kick out?
Oh dear, and without you, how thoughtless!
Anyway...Glad you brought this up H cos there has been a rash of cross-dressing homophobes trying to pass themselves off as maids in the
southern suburbs of Nic, so you would do well to have a close exam of this alleged Phili maid.
If she turns out to be kosher, then keep them both to spice up life in the bedroom a little.
Watch out BC!
Oooooh, K is displaying a terrible anger complex.
Now try this little relaxation exercise...
Stand up in the middle of the room.
Close you eyes.
Take a really deep breath.
Start counting down from 10 ... start letting out the breath... 9 ... 8 .... keep exhaling ...7 ... 6 ... 5... keep breathing out 4 ...3 ... ...2 ... 1 Now fall backwards on to the floor... there you go.. feel better? ... Kuri!!! ... do you feel ... oh Gawd, he banged his head when he fell, he's passed out... but he does look a lot calmer now.
