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Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:21 pm

Any phobias? Hang-ups? Things we ain't comfortable with?

Post your little health and psychological problems below and we'll try and suggest some remedies...
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Re: CF Counselling Clinic Open

Postby kurupetos » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:24 pm

I have charlophobia. :lol:
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Re: CF Counselling Clinic Open

Postby Capt J Sparrow » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:26 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Any phobias? Hang-ups? Things we ain't comfortable with?

Post your little health and psychological problems below and we'll try and suggest some remedies...


Do you plan to devise some miracle cure by zapping GR's and Kurupellos brain, assuming they have one!

I'm pretty sure we can come up with some cure that will allow them to come out... :lol:
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Re: CF Counselling Clinic Open

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:29 pm

kurupetos wrote:I have charlophobia. :lol:


Oh there's a easy and very effective remedy for that... here's a prescription for you... drink it up and you'll feel better.

Prescription for Charlophobia
Patient's Name Kuribelos

5 mg hydrogen cyanide to be taken in a glass of water 4 times a day

Dr BillC
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Re: CF Counselling Clinic Open

Postby ZoC » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:32 pm

kurupetos wrote:I have charlophobia. :lol:


BOO!
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Re: CF Counselling Clinic Open

Postby kurupetos » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:33 pm

bill cobbett wrote:
kurupetos wrote:I have charlophobia. :lol:


Oh there's a easy and very effective remedy for that... here's a prescription for you... drink it up and you'll feel better.

Prescription for Charlophobia
Patient's Name Kuribelos

5 mg hydrogen cyanide to be taken in a glass of water 4 times a day

Dr BillC

That's why you Brits are experts on homosexuality:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8479624.stm
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Re: CF Counselling Clinic Open

Postby kurupetos » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:33 pm

ZoC wrote:
kurupetos wrote:I have charlophobia. :lol:


BOO!

POOF!
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Re: CF Counselling Clinic Open

Postby Capt J Sparrow » Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:37 pm

kurupetos wrote:
ZoC wrote:
kurupetos wrote:I have charlophobia. :lol:


BOO!

POOF!


DICKHEAD!
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Re: CF Counselling Clinic Open

Postby Cap » Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:40 pm

I suffer from Anatolophobia.

So do most of indigenous Cypriots.
36 years of a real threat, not imagined.
How does one deal with that?
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Re: CF Counselling Clinic Open

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:50 pm

Cap wrote:I suffer from Anatolophobia.

So do most of indigenous Cypriots.
36 years of a real threat, not imagined.
How does one deal with that?


Tricky one...a common complaint, but suggest the following...

You may benefit from getting to know one or two of these Anatolians on a personal level, one on one sort of level, male or female as per your tastes, so...

Take 20E and go in to the Occupied Areas and see what you can get for the money.

Hope that helps mate.
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