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Crime in Turkey

Postby bill cobbett » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:44 pm

VP... this is for you and other Turkish speakers... English translation coming shortly...
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Re: Crime in Turkey

Postby bill cobbett » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:45 pm

As promised... in English

A thief catcher robot has been invented in Japan.
In America it was able to catch 180 thieves in 5 minutes
In Italy it was able to catch 80 thieves in 5 minutes
In France it was able to catch 30 thieves in 5 minutes
In Turkey it was stolen in 5 minutes.
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Re: Crime in Turkey

Postby kurupetos » Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:50 pm

:mrgreen:
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Re: Crime in Turkey

Postby humanist » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:26 pm

LOL bill your funny man :lol:
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Re: Crime in Turkey

Postby Cap » Tue Jan 10, 2012 10:58 pm

bill cobbett wrote:VP... this is for you and other Turkish speakers... English translation coming shortly...



Gobble gobble gobble.
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Re: Crime in Turkey

Postby Schnauzer » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:25 pm

That's nothing, they had one in 'Tesco's' and it caught 1 bloke nicking 'Cheese and Wine' after 5 times. :wink:
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Re: Crime in Turkey

Postby bill cobbett » Tue Jan 10, 2012 11:40 pm

humanist wrote:LOL bill your funny man :lol:


Not one of mine mate... credit must go to the Lardass Luricadi Lordo.
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Re: Crime in Turkey

Postby kurupetos » Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:29 am

bill cobbett wrote:
humanist wrote:LOL bill your funny man :lol:


Not one of mine mate... credit must go to the Lardass Luricadi Lordo.

LLL? :shock:
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