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Q... how many greeks...

Postby ZoC » Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:50 am

...does it take to change a light bulb?

A... light bulb? fuck off light bulb! we use candles now.
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Re: Q... how many greeks...

Postby Paphitis » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:44 am

There was a Greek, a French and an American. The aeroplane was flying over America, and the American goes "Hey we are flying over America", the Greek and the French go "How can you tell?", the American goes "Because I can see the Statue of Liberty"...

A few hours later the French guy goes "We are flying over France", the American and Greek guy go "How can you tell?", the French guy goes "Because I can see the Eiffel Tower"...

A couple of hours later, the Greek guy goes "We are flying over Greece", the American and French guy go "How can you tell?" and the Greek guy goes "Because my watch is missing!"
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Re: Q... how many greeks...

Postby SKI-preo » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:03 am

What does a Greek woman and an ice hockey player have in common?

They both change their pads after 3 periods!
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Postby SKI-preo » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:04 am

What do you call a Greek riding a bike?

A thief
What do you call two Greeks on a bike?

Organised crime
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