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Re: Aussie Sensitivity

Postby Paphitis » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:18 pm

Here is the new Australian Citizenship test for Greeks questionnaire:

What is the definition of tax?
Why does the State collect tax?
What is the purpose of tax?
Do you believe it is a good idea for males to crossdress?
When you see a no smoking sign do you a) smoke or b) not smoke?
When you have a car accident would you pretend you are injured and claim compo?
Would you be attending the Sydney Gay Mardi Gras wearing a skirt?

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Re: Aussie Sensitivity

Postby Hermes » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:19 pm

Why wasn't Jesus born in Sydney?

They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. :lol:
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Re: Aussie Sensitivity

Postby Paphitis » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:31 pm

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later, the following things have occurred:

* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
* The two French men and the French woman are living happily together having loads of sex.
* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
* The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
* The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.
* The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
* The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for further instructions.
* The two Australian men beat each other senseless for the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men after calling them both 'bloody wankers".
* Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
* The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.
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