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When Dreams come true.

Postby Schnauzer » Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:53 pm

Two penniless young students, one from the Czech Republic and the other from Poland, were in such financial difficulty that they decided to share a single room in order to make ends meet.

Their Landlord was a little reluctant to allow the arrangement since they appeared to be 'A bit odd', but agreed with the arrangement providing they were not an annoyance to other residents in the house.

They were obliged to share a single bed and on the first night, a very strange thing happened.

The Polish chap dreamt that he had won the 'Euro Millions Lottery', he awoke with a shout and found the cheque stuck up his arse.

The Landlord heard the shout and rushed into the room to find out what was wrong and said, "Well I DID think you were a pair of wierdo's, but one of you is completely up the Pole!".
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Re: When Dreams come true.

Postby Get Real! » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:01 am

Well this is an example of a joke that you can read just part of the first line and part of the last to get it...

Schnauzer wrote:one from the Czech Republic and the other from Poland,


...but one of you is completely up the Pole!".


So I saved myself a few seconds by not having to read all the crap in the middle to “enjoy” the joke, only to waste it by explaining it all to you lot in here!!! :evil:
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Re: When Dreams come true.

Postby CBBB » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:30 am

Was the bloke from the Czech Republic a midget? If so he could be the bloke that was being chased by the secret police when he came across a farmhouse, where he knocked on the door and when it was answered he asked "Can you cache a small Czech?".
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