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Bomb in 'Gay Bar'.

Postby Schnauzer » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:31 am

A bomb exploded in a 'Gay Bar' in Brighton last week and killed several customers.

Last night it was reported that several 'Ghosts' were seen on Brighton pier, trying to give each other the 'Willy's'. :shock:
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Re: Bomb in 'Gay Bar'.

Postby supporttheunderdog » Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:40 am

Schnauzer wrote:A bomb exploded in a 'Gay Bar' in Brighton last week and killed several customers.

Last night it was reported that several 'Ghosts' were seen on Brighton pier, trying to give each other the 'Willy's'. :shock:

groan.....
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Re: Bomb in 'Gay Bar'.

Postby supporttheunderdog » Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:43 am

Schnauzer wrote:A bomb exploded in a 'Gay Bar' in Brighton last week and killed several customers.

Last night it was reported that several 'Ghosts' were seen on Brighton pier, trying to give each other the 'Willy's'. :shock:


The Government of Cyprus tested a Thermonuclear bomb in cental Nicosia - it did Euro 30' worth of damage - and most of that was to the bomb.
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Re: Bomb in 'Gay Bar'.

Postby kurupetos » Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:07 am

supporttheunderdog wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:A bomb exploded in a 'Gay Bar' in Brighton last week and killed several customers.

Last night it was reported that several 'Ghosts' were seen on Brighton pier, trying to give each other the 'Willy's'. :shock:


The Government of Cyprus tested a Thermonuclear bomb in cental Nicosia - it did Euro 30' worth of damage - and most of that was to the bomb.

Remind me to have a laugh... :?
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Re: Bomb in 'Gay Bar'.

Postby supporttheunderdog » Mon Feb 20, 2012 12:42 am

There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war".
The first person comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an atomic bomb." He gets his applause and steps down.
The second person comes up and says, "I'm a hydrogen bomb." Again, there's applause and he steps down.
And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says, "I'm dynamite."
Everybody runs away hysterically. When one of them is asked why, he says, "Didn't you see how small his fuse was?"
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