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Beat that Schnauzer...

Postby tsukoui » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:10 am

I walked back into the pub... the illuminati gone... I passed the soldier on his way out... he nodded to me... a "brown" girl and her "white" boyfriend walked out... "it's just embarrassing" she said... things were obviously not going well... the "white" boyfriend of the Irish girl who had been talking to her "Black" brother all night, so much so that everyone thought they were a couple... at least those who were paranoid of a "white" disposition, was playing with the cue... I stepped up... we played... I almost won... but then just on the last shot on the "black" one of the likely lads ("white") said "he's playing to lose"... the boyfriend potted the "black"... it was all over.. or was it... by fluke the "white" went down at the other end of the table... I had lost... "you're a gentleman" I said lying... I should of said he was my mother...
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Re: Beat that Schnauzer...

Postby Ron Doran » Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:58 pm

Go on - explain to us thickies.
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Re: Beat that Schnauzer...

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:49 pm

Lovely. :)

Schnauzer is away for a while though ...
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Re: Beat that Schnauzer...

Postby fig head » Thu May 31, 2012 6:48 am

and here is a lesson for all of us.... stop taking drugs lol
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