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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby theodosia » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:54 pm

A wife stands naked in front of her husband. She asks him "what turns you n more, My pretty face or my sexy body?"
He replies- " your sense of humour"
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby theodosia » Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:06 pm

a woman died and went to heaven, when she reached the pearly gates st Christoper let her in.
she could hear a female screaming and she asked st Christoper what is wrong with her? he said "she is having holes drilled into her back for her angel wings" a bit later she heard the female screaming again and asked st Christopher what is wrong with her now? he said "she is having a hole drilled into her head so she can have her halo fitted".
the woman said "fuck that i would rather go to hell" st Christoper said " you don't want to do that, you will get raped!" the woman replied " but at least i have a hole for that!"
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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby repulsewarrior » Sun Nov 11, 2012 5:43 pm

theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.


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Re: theodosia has some jokes

Postby theodosia » Mon Nov 12, 2012 12:04 pm

repulsewarrior wrote:
theodosia wrote:In the begining, God created earth and rested. Then god created man and rested. Then god created woman. Since then, neither god nor man has rested.


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:D was with friends last night and i was telling them these jokes!
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