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The Gold Urinal

Postby CBBB » Tue Jul 24, 2012 7:06 am

The Gold Urinal

Before Obama was elected President, he went to see Bill and Hillary
Clinton at their spacious home for some campaign advice.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if
he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see
that Clinton had a gold-plated urinal! Wow!

That afternoon, Obama told his wife, Michelle, about the urinal. "Just
think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal.
But I wouldn't have something so self-indulgent!"

Later, when Michelle had lunch with Hillary, she told Hillary how
impressed Obama had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his
private bathroom, Bill had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
Hillary smiled and said to Bill:

"By the way, I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
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