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Hot news from Africa, Gaddafi alive and well!

Postby tsukoui » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:19 am

Not really a joke. Maybe an enigma.

A young woman I was dating from Uganda told me that the trend towards reverting to pre-colonial borders in Africa is increasing. It's the African Union baby!

We bonded over Gaddafi, and she actually tried to kiss me, but I just kissed her on the cheek. Then when I begged for forgiveness she told me that she was sorry she gave me the wrong impression, she just thought her prayers for a mathematician/Tao programmer were answered. I might see her again and offer my services, since her description of me was the best I'd ever heard. Tao programmer! I am that, boasts my ego filling with pride.

I am now dating someone else, also from Africa, whose on the same medication as me. Interestingly, like many Afro-Cubans I have met she doesn't think of herself as "Black". Everything was going well and we were building up to our first kiss, when she decided to spend forty days praying in isolation. She's trying to become born again or something.

I still have never had sex.

Perhaps that's why I'm so attractive.
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Re: Hot news from Africa, Gaddafi alive and well!

Postby bill cobbett » Thu Oct 04, 2012 12:45 am

So tell us Tsukoui, what's this medication you're on ... sounds pretty good.
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Re: Hot news from Africa, Gaddafi alive and well!

Postby tsukoui » Thu Oct 04, 2012 1:03 am

bill cobbett wrote:So tell us Tsukoui, what's this medication you're on ... sounds pretty good.


lol the first medication I tried was marijuana. It might have helped me become a Tao programmer, but it didn't help me as far as the ladies were concerned. It just got me deeper into the world of prostitution and fetish. The new stuff makes me fat, an anti-psychotic derivative from marijuana that was bred out of skunk. I'd use the word Babylon but Iraq is still suffering from the attention religious idiots give to its mention in the Bible.
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