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Cyprus problem finally solved

Postby Lordo » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:11 pm

the solution has been staring us in the face and we just could not see it.

first step is to make both languages compulsorily and any greek cypriot who does not learn turkish cypriot should be flogged till they do.

second step is to make it compalsory for tcs to marry gcs and gcs must marry tcs.

this may seem a bit of an unbalanced situation to some of you ignorant boys but it is not.

it means that tcs can revert to their traditional heritage of marrying 7 wives each and most of the greek cypriots are gay so thats ok.

in one generation there will be only cypriots in cyprus and problem is solved.
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Re: Cyprus problem finally solved

Postby kurupetos » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:21 pm

:lol: I remember these silly posts in the past. Only difference they were delivered by YFred.

cyprus27092.html

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Cyprus problem finally solved

Postby kurupetos » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:23 pm

Is Fred short for Feridun?

P.S. No need to answer. It's a rhetorical question. :lol:
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Re: Cyprus problem finally solved

Postby Get Real! » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:32 pm

Lordo wrote:second step is to make it compalsory for tcs to marry gcs and gcs must marry tcs.

Lead by example! So which of your sisters are you going to give me?
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Re: Cyprus problem finally solved

Postby Lordo » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:36 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:second step is to make it compalsory for tcs to marry gcs and gcs must marry tcs.

Lead by example! So which of your sisters are you going to give me?

barking up the wrong tree i don't have any sisters or brothers. just 3 wives and looking forward to having 4 new brides, but they have to be reasonable looking, i am not having any of the ugly ones my friend.
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Re: Cyprus problem finally solved

Postby Get Real! » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:40 pm

Lordo wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:second step is to make it compalsory for tcs to marry gcs and gcs must marry tcs.

Lead by example! So which of your sisters are you going to give me?

barking up the wrong tree i don't have any sisters or brothers. just 3 wives and looking forward to having 4 new brides, but they have to be reasonable looking, i am not having any of the ugly ones my friend.

Well if you have nothing to offer that's all you're going to get! :lol:

You didn't even offer to barter some of your wives!What kind of a Turk are you anyway? :?
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Re: Cyprus problem finally solved

Postby bill cobbett » Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:52 pm

Wouldn't it be a lot easier to just drop some LSD in the water supply of the Occupied Areas...???
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Re: Cyprus problem finally solved

Postby B25 » Fri Oct 05, 2012 1:13 am

Lordo wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:second step is to make it compalsory for tcs to marry gcs and gcs must marry tcs.

Lead by example! So which of your sisters are you going to give me?

barking up the wrong tree i don't have any sisters or brothers. just 3 wives and looking forward to having 4 new brides, but they have to be reasonable looking, i am not having any of the ugly ones my friend.

Are any of them older than 10 years old?
We all know what you turks are like, even Mohamad took them younger! :twisted:
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Re: Cyprus problem finally solved

Postby Lordo » Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:34 pm

B25 wrote:
Lordo wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
Lordo wrote:second step is to make it compalsory for tcs to marry gcs and gcs must marry tcs.

Lead by example! So which of your sisters are you going to give me?

barking up the wrong tree i don't have any sisters or brothers. just 3 wives and looking forward to having 4 new brides, but they have to be reasonable looking, i am not having any of the ugly ones my friend.

Are any of them older than 10 years old?
We all know what you turks are like, even Mohamad took them younger! :twisted:

so why are you asking.
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Re: Cyprus problem finally solved

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:27 pm

kurupetos wrote::lol: I remember these silly posts in the past. Only difference they were delivered by YFred.

cyprus27092.html

:lol: :lol: :lol:


There is nothing silly about the first idea. I have been saying that both languages should be compulsory for years. Some sad people think that it is selling out. I have learned about twenty Turkish words and already I am teaching the Turkish shop keepers round me a little Greek.

As to intermarrying, these things should be allowed to happen naturally. Religion is the major sticking point. That's why we should all be communists :lol:
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