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Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:17 pm

This happened a couple of hours ago, one of those opportunities that have to be grabbed when they are encountered, which some will approve of and others may not...

Drove down to a local supermarket and as ever drove over to favourite quieter corner of car-park, well away from careless motorists like you scabby lot who do so have a habit of denting me well-groomed doors.

Drove up and saw a chap kneeling on a mat near the plant border. First thoughts were that he was doing some gardening, some weeding, but he looked far too well-dressed for that.

Drove up closer and saw that he was praying, now could have parked twenty yards away, there was plenty of space, anyway I parked next to him and he got up, rolled up his mat and left... well the bugger was taking up my fav spot.
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Re: Friday Prayers

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:37 pm

Millions of people all praying at the same time is very powerful. The question is is this power being used wisely. I have said La illaha ill allah sayudina Muhammad rasulu la and I regularly consult the Koran. It has a simple message. Teach your ego to surrender. Everything else is just scaffolding to hang your ego on. If this muslim believed in the re-unification of Cyprus then you probably shouldn't have disturbed him. If he believed that the King of Jordan is the new Khalif then good riddance.
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Re: Friday Prayers

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:01 pm

Err ... if it helps you or anyone else Tsukoui, wouldn't have made any diff if the Pope and Archbishop Chrisostomos were holding some kind of weird combined Mass on my fav parking spot... would still have done what was done.

Have you ever parked next to a lovely and very shiny Black Mondeo by some chance by the way Tsukoui...???
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Re: Friday Prayers

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:06 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Err ... if it helps you or anyone else Tsukoui, wouldn't have made any diff if the Pope and Archbishop Chrisostomos were holding some kind of weird combined Mass on my fav parking spot... would still have done what was done.

Have you ever parked next to a lovely and very shiny Black Mondeo by some chance by the way Tsukoui...???


Cars have never been my thing. But good on you. At least you're consistent. Unlike the concept of God which is illogical. Keep taking the LSD Bill. You'll get there in the end.
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Re: Friday Prayers

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:12 pm

tsukoui wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:Err ... if it helps you or anyone else Tsukoui, wouldn't have made any diff if the Pope and Archbishop Chrisostomos were holding some kind of weird combined Mass on my fav parking spot... would still have done what was done.

Have you ever parked next to a lovely and very shiny Black Mondeo by some chance by the way Tsukoui...???


Cars have never been my thing. But good on you. At least you're consistent. Unlike the concept of God which is illogical. Keep taking the LSD Bill. You'll get there in the end.


HDY you suggest that am some kind of drug crazed fiend on a journey...!!!!

Telling you tsukoui, if more people spent more time washing and polishing their cars and far less time in Churches and Synagogues etc, the World would be a far more peaceful place... so get waxing reh.
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Re: Friday Prayers

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:13 pm

bill cobbett wrote:
tsukoui wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:Err ... if it helps you or anyone else Tsukoui, wouldn't have made any diff if the Pope and Archbishop Chrisostomos were holding some kind of weird combined Mass on my fav parking spot... would still have done what was done.

Have you ever parked next to a lovely and very shiny Black Mondeo by some chance by the way Tsukoui...???


Cars have never been my thing. But good on you. At least you're consistent. Unlike the concept of God which is illogical. Keep taking the LSD Bill. You'll get there in the end.


HDY you suggest that am some kind of drug crazed fiend on a journey...!!!!

Telling you tsukoui, if more people spent more time washing and polishing their cars and far less time in Churches and Synagogues etc, the World would be a far more peaceful place... so get waxing reh.


I didn't know you were an AKELite :lol:
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Re: Friday Prayers

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:16 pm

tsukoui wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
tsukoui wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:Err ... if it helps you or anyone else Tsukoui, wouldn't have made any diff if the Pope and Archbishop Chrisostomos were holding some kind of weird combined Mass on my fav parking spot... would still have done what was done.

Have you ever parked next to a lovely and very shiny Black Mondeo by some chance by the way Tsukoui...???


Cars have never been my thing. But good on you. At least you're consistent. Unlike the concept of God which is illogical. Keep taking the LSD Bill. You'll get there in the end.


HDY you suggest that am some kind of drug crazed fiend on a journey...!!!!

Telling you tsukoui, if more people spent more time washing and polishing their cars and far less time in Churches and Synagogues etc, the World would be a far more peaceful place... so get waxing reh.


I didn't know you were an AKELite :lol:


HDY you suggest am a supporter of AKEL!!! ... have found karma through life-long support for Man United.
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Re: Friday Prayers

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:32 pm

bill cobbett wrote:
tsukoui wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:
tsukoui wrote:
bill cobbett wrote:Err ... if it helps you or anyone else Tsukoui, wouldn't have made any diff if the Pope and Archbishop Chrisostomos were holding some kind of weird combined Mass on my fav parking spot... would still have done what was done.

Have you ever parked next to a lovely and very shiny Black Mondeo by some chance by the way Tsukoui...???


Cars have never been my thing. But good on you. At least you're consistent. Unlike the concept of God which is illogical. Keep taking the LSD Bill. You'll get there in the end.


HDY you suggest that am some kind of drug crazed fiend on a journey...!!!!

Telling you tsukoui, if more people spent more time washing and polishing their cars and far less time in Churches and Synagogues etc, the World would be a far more peaceful place... so get waxing reh.


I didn't know you were an AKELite :lol:


HDY you suggest am a supporter of AKEL!!! ... have found karma through life-long support for Man United.


I was hoping you'd pick me up on my statement that God is illogical. Then we could have an interesting conversation. Instead you want to talk about George Michael. Yawn.
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Re: Friday Prayers

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 05, 2012 9:02 pm

HDY go to sleep on us Tsukoui...!!! What GM does in the privacy of public toilets is his business.

Now if you'll allow it... have to take some medication, a legit cold remedy.
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Re: Friday Prayers

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:54 pm

In truth I am in two minds about the King of Jordan. It goes against everything my father taught me but it might bring peace. The trouble is I was betting on Gaddafi.
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