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Nymphomania and the Church...

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:15 am

When I first heard the track by the Wailers "Kinky Reggae" I believed it... "I just can't settle down in a kinky part of town"... that was what got me on to religion... then I met a nymphomaniac bent on cuckolding men until they made her feel secure... is this what the Orthodox Church has come to?... no wonder the Muslims are up in arms...
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Re: Nymphomania and the Church...

Postby Get Real! » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:28 am

:? You’re one of the biggest idiots to have ever joined this forum!
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Re: Nymphomania and the Church...

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:35 am

The last "White" girl I tried to date said I made her feel uncomfortable. My penis isn't that big :lol:
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Re: Nymphomania and the Church...

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:56 am

"is that why we have monks?" asked the Ethiopian... "I don't know", replied the Cyp, "we're still arguing about the trinity aren't we?"... "forget Douglas Adams" said the Ottoman, "what happened to my bloody whirling dervishes?"... "consumed by capitalism" replied Christofias...
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Re: Nymphomania and the Church...

Postby bill cobbett » Fri Oct 12, 2012 12:59 am

Reh Tsoukoui... tell them more about the nymph.
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Re: Nymphomania and the Church...

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:34 am

bill cobbett wrote:Reh Tsoukoui... tell them more about the nymph.


What's there to tell... it's a simple enough story... monks and shit... now get to it you robed b*stards... sort this one out and I might even convert...
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Re: Nymphomania and the Church...

Postby tsukoui » Fri Oct 12, 2012 1:52 am

It's amazing to think that one small tribe in the Middle East gave rise to all this... I blame the Illuminati...
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Re: Nymphomania and the Church...

Postby Get Real! » Fri Oct 12, 2012 2:18 am

tsukoui wrote:It's amazing to think that one small tribe in the Middle East gave rise to all this... I blame the Illuminati...

Get off the ganja and quit talking shit all the time!
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Re: Nymphomania and the Church...

Postby yialousa1971 » Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:48 pm

Get Real! wrote::? You’re one of the biggest idiots to have ever joined this forum!


Second only to you. :wink: :twisted: :mrgreen: :lol:
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