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Postby pantheman » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:48 pm

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into
a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and
notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each
other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to
his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says
no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is
travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her
plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him
again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to
agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders
Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some
attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so
she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in
Australia and he tells her: "Melbourne".

"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"


"Glen Iris" he replies

"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"


"Cameo Street" he replies

"This is unbelievable..." she says,² What number?"


He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished.


"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22! My parents still
live there!"



"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"

HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN

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Postby nasos007 » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:09 pm

great joke Pantheman!

reminds me of another classic:

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself in the ocean. When she went down to the docks a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity on her.

"Look, you've got a lot to live for," he said. "I'm off to America in the morning and if you like I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped an arm around her shoulder, winked at her and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded. After all, what did she have to lose?

That night, the sailor took her aboad and hid her in a lifeboat. Every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they shagged furiously.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the Captain. "What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get to go to America and in return he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the Captain replied. "This is the Dover to Calais ferry."
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