The Best Cyprus Community

Skip to content


Holidays

We all need a good laugh.

Re: Holidays

Postby Get Real! » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:06 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:Borderline funny!

Yeah, borderline personality disorder jokes! :lol:
User avatar
Get Real!
Forum Addict
Forum Addict
 
Posts: 40446
Joined: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:25 am
Location: Nicosia

Re: Holidays

Postby bill cobbett » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:11 am

Parents booked their hol for India.

Mumbai...???

No, Dad paid.
User avatar
bill cobbett
Leading Contributor
Leading Contributor
 
Posts: 15760
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:20 pm
Location: Embargoed from Kyrenia by Jurkish Army and Genocided (many times) by Thieving, Brain-Washed Lordo

Re: Holidays

Postby Get Real! » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:15 am

Bill, go have a wank or something more productive... :?
User avatar
Get Real!
Forum Addict
Forum Addict
 
Posts: 40446
Joined: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:25 am
Location: Nicosia

Re: Holidays

Postby kurupetos » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:27 am

Get Real! wrote:Bill, go have a wank or something more productive... :?

Let's see if he can combine wanking with the Wankel engine. :lol:
User avatar
kurupetos
Leading Contributor
Leading Contributor
 
Posts: 17912
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:46 pm
Location: Cyprus

Re: Holidays

Postby bill cobbett » Sat Dec 01, 2012 1:33 am

Our GR wanted to shed some weight, so he signs up for a weight-loss program.

Next day, there's a knock on the door and standing there is a hottie wearing just running shoes and a sign around her neck which said...

"If you can catch me, you can have me"

So GR runs after her but being a heavy smoker soon runs out of puff and the girl gets away.

The same happens for the next four days.

On weighing himself GR finds he's lost 5 kilos, so he signs up for the next stage of the weight loss programme...

The next day there's a knock on the door and standing absolutely nude there was the hottest, to die for, bit of toddy that GR had ever seen.

She too had the same... "You can have me if you can catch me" ... sign around her neck.

So GR tears off after this girl but this girl is really, really fit and try as he might for the next five days he fails to catch her.

Anyway, GR weighs himself and finds he has lost another 5 kilos... so he enrols for the top level weight loss course.

The next day there's a knock on the door and standing there is a huge and naked hulk of a man with a sign saying...

"If I catch you, your arse is mine".

(Needless to say GR didn't lose weight that week :D )
User avatar
bill cobbett
Leading Contributor
Leading Contributor
 
Posts: 15760
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 5:20 pm
Location: Embargoed from Kyrenia by Jurkish Army and Genocided (many times) by Thieving, Brain-Washed Lordo

Previous

Return to Jokes and Enigmas

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests