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Postby apc2010 » Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:49 pm

My wife was like a dog in heat when I took her to Jamaica.




She died in the car.........
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Re: Holidays

Postby CBBB » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:10 pm

John: I took my wife to the East Indies for our holidays.

Bill: Jakarta?

John: No, we went by plane.
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Re: Holidays

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:27 pm

:?

I don't understand either of these!
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Re: Holidays

Postby kurupetos » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:39 pm

Just been to a bestiality orgy.

Every Turk and his sheep was there.
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Re: Holidays

Postby bill cobbett » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:41 pm

CBBB wrote:John: I took my wife to the East Indies for our holidays.

Bill: Jakarta?

John: No, we went by plane.


I took my wife to the West indies for our hols.

Jamaica...???

No, she went willingly.
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Re: Holidays

Postby bill cobbett » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:47 pm

Dyslexic man on holiday fancied a beer... and walked in to a bra.
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Re: Holidays

Postby bill cobbett » Tue Nov 27, 2012 9:49 pm

Chap from Paphos goes on holiday, walks in to a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and orders a pint and one for the road.
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Re: Holidays

Postby kurupetos » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:00 pm

Lordo is afraid of Chinese because they eat cats.
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Re: Holidays

Postby Get Real! » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:12 pm

GreekIslandGirl wrote::?

I don't understand either of these!

Same here... what a load of crap! :?
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Re: Holidays

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:47 pm

Get Real! wrote:
GreekIslandGirl wrote::?

I don't understand either of these!

Same here... what a load of crap! :?


Sometimes I just feel like giving you a great big hug! :D
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