The Best Cyprus Community

Skip to content


Why north Cyprus

We all need a good laugh.

Why north Cyprus

Postby B25 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:34 pm

Why North Cyprus?

Visa-free country.
Easy to obtain a residence permit. Only 21 days and residence permit on their hands.
No one asks about the origin of your money.
We accept the payment for the property from third parties and offshore companies.
Easy opening and doing business.
100% confidentiality of deposits.
No crime.
No corruption.

Population that loves Russian, and Russian here consider all those who speak in Russian.
All the charm of European life without its drawbacks.

I came across this, the highlighted items really made me smile.
User avatar
B25
Main Contributor
Main Contributor
 
Posts: 4896
Joined: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:03 pm
Location: ** Classified **

Re: Why north Cyprus

Postby supporttheunderdog » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:21 am

B25 wrote:Why North Cyprus?

Visa-free country.
Easy to obtain a residence permit. Only 21 days and residence permit on their hands.
No one asks about the origin of your money.
We accept the payment for the property from third parties and offshore companies.
Easy opening and doing business.
100% confidentiality of deposits.
No crime.
No corruption.

Population that loves Russian, and Russian here consider all those who speak in Russian.
All the charm of European life without its drawbacks.

I came across this, the highlighted items really made me smile.


Wot? No mention of the property issues?
User avatar
supporttheunderdog
Main Contributor
Main Contributor
 
Posts: 6726
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:03 pm
Location: limassol

Re: Why north Cyprus

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:34 am

Has that boxer man fled?

Help, I'm a celebrity get me outta here!
User avatar
GreekIslandGirl
Main Contributor
Main Contributor
 
Posts: 5646
Joined: Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:03 am


Return to Jokes and Enigmas

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests