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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby cyprusgrump » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:12 am

Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby cyprusgrump » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:15 am

It’s not just Tesco’s either, there’s My Lidl Pony…
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby cyprusgrump » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:16 am

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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Schnauzer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:21 am

Tesco's beefburgers are the favourite snack for 'Spurs' supporters.
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Schnauzer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:36 am

Tesco customers are of so many different 'Races', they are organizing a 'Gallup Poll' to test the response to the sale of 'Horsemeat' in their butchery departments.
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Get Real! » Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:35 pm

repulsewarrior wrote:when i was much younger a most beautiful lady fell in love with me,

Was that before or after reading your manifesto? :?
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Get Real! » Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:37 pm

Schnauzer wrote:Tesco's beefburgers are the favourite snack for 'Spurs' supporters.

:? Tesco's beef burgers look like a projectile you'd throw at an advancing foe...
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Cap » Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:45 pm

Now if Tesco's was Papantoniou......
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Get Real! » Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:49 pm

Cap wrote:Now if Tesco's was Papantoniou......

It would be paying taxes to the RoC? :?
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Cap » Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:00 pm

Get Real! wrote:
Cap wrote:Now if Tesco's was Papantoniou......

It would be paying taxes to the RoC? :?


Nope, the ex Pat community would be outraged at us 'typical' Cypriots.
Only in Cyprus. Innit?

Grump'll probably say i'm having another paranoia episode. :D
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