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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby CBBB » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:59 am

yialousa1971 wrote:Horse visits TESCO for answers

:lol:


Where is the "Like" button?
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby kurupetos » Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:02 am

Schnauzer wrote:A Jewish customer is threatening to sue Tesco, he found a 'Horseshoe' in his 'Chicken Burger'. :lol:

Don't be silly. Tesco was founded by a Jew... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Cohen_(businessman)
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby kurupetos » Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:03 am

CBBB wrote:Where is the "Like" button?

Do they sell rabbitburgers in Tesco? :wink:
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby CBBB » Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:04 am

kurupetos wrote:
CBBB wrote:Where is the "Like" button?

Do they sell rabbitburgers in Tesco? :wink:


NO!
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby kurupetos » Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:05 am

CBBB wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
CBBB wrote:Where is the "Like" button?

Do they sell rabbitburgers in Tesco? :wink:


NO!

:lol:
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby GreekIslandGirl » Sun Jan 20, 2013 1:08 am

CBBB wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
CBBB wrote:Where is the "Like" button?

Do they sell rabbitburgers in Tesco? :wink:


NO!


Have you checked what's in their faggots lately?
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby supporttheunderdog » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:05 am

GreekIslandGirl wrote:
CBBB wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
CBBB wrote:Where is the "Like" button?

Do they sell rabbitburgers in Tesco? :wink:


NO!


Have you checked what's in their faggots lately?


Rissoles to you to,,,,
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:36 am

kurupetos wrote:
Schnauzer wrote:A Jewish customer is threatening to sue Tesco, he found a 'Horseshoe' in his 'Chicken Burger'. :lol:


Don't be silly. Tesco was founded by a Jew...


Don't kid yourself mate, when it comes to Jews and a few bob, there are no barriers.

Incidentally, the latest news is that 'Salamis' are well chibbled up with 'Donkey Meat', maybe Cyprus is not quite as protected from criticism as was suggested earlier, there DOES seem to be a shortage of them up in the 'Karpas Region' lately, maybe it was unfair to accuse the illegal residents of eating them, it's possible that they are in the 'Donkey Meat Business', who knows ?. :?
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby SSBubbles » Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:36 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Schnauzer » Sun Jan 20, 2013 2:56 pm

Trouble flared up in 'The Little French Restaurant' on Hogarth Street in Earls Court, London when a customer ordered a 'Fillet Steak'.

The waiter recommended 'Filet de Bœuf Chasseur' and the customer, (according to the Police who attended the scene) thought the waiter was taking the piss and was offering him ' Filly with a Beef Chaser'.

The proprietor, (surveying the damage caused by the uproar that followed the misinterpretation) blamed the recent 'Horse meat' controversy at 'Tesco' for the trouble and criticised 'Les Anglais' for their lack of interest in studying 'La langue Française'.

So..The 'Battle over the Cattle' following 'The Folly over the Filly', put the 'Sheepish Brit' into 'Deepish Shit'.

I wonder how the customer would have dealt with the 'Whinny List' (if he was pissed) ?. :wink:
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