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Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Schnauzer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:06 am

Advice to anyone who is worried about the content of 'Tesco's Beefburgers'.

Try their 'Asian Meatballs', I hear they are the 'Dog's Bollocks'. :lol:
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby bill cobbett » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:16 am

What sort of bread do Tesco's sell...???










Thoroughbred.
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Schnauzer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:40 am

bill cobbett wrote:What sort of bread do Tesco's sell...???

Thoroughbred.




"Viande chevaline est très populaire dans mon quartier" said Jaques Chirac.

Translation:- "Horse Meat is very popular in my NEIGHbourhood" :wink:
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby repulsewarrior » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:05 am

when i was much younger a most beautiful lady fell in love with me, because i was alone in understanding how much she loved her horse, how much as a cowgirl that horse meant, to her being alive, that when it died of old age, she ate it; and what a greater treasure, no meat more tender.
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Schnauzer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:17 am

I've got hoarse throat and can't eat a thing. :(
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby bill cobbett » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:44 am

Must have been sold in the fast food section... of the 3.30 at Newmarket type.
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Schnauzer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:51 am

Schnauzer wrote:I've got a hoarse throat and can't eat a thing. :(


The Doctor reckons I might be saddled with it for at least a week. :roll:
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby CBBB » Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:09 am

Were these burgers in their colt food section?
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby cyprusgrump » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:43 am

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I went to check my burgers in the fridge - Aaannnndddd they're OFF!

To eat burgers or to not eat burgers - that is the equestrian....
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Re: Tesco's Beefburgers.

Postby Schnauzer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:54 am

I ate one and it gave me the trots !.
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