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Happy Money Bags Month

Postby bill cobbett » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:36 am

Well it seems that this month, March 2013, is a very unusual one in that it has an remarkable five Long Weekends with 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays, which is a once in 823 years occurrence...!!!

According to Chinese Feng-Chewey it's a Money Bags Month when we can all look forward to unexpected wind-falls of cash...!!!

To be sure of your share of the booty to come, send 5 Spondoolics to... anotheroneofbillc'sscams@nigeria.cy.com

... and forward this to 5 friends ... or else you will lose out.
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Re: Happy Money Bags Month

Postby CBBB » Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:46 am

As there are only 14 different calenders this remarkable event last occurred in 2002 and the next will be in 2019.

http://vpcalendar.net/4_Columns/Calendar_2.html

However we will not let that worry you, there are plenty of idiots out there that will believe you anyway. Has anyone seen Yaloser?
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Re: Happy Money Bags Month

Postby supporttheunderdog » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:49 pm

CBBB wrote:As there are only 14 different calenders this remarkable event last occurred in 2002 and the next will be in 2019.

http://vpcalendar.net/4_Columns/Calendar_2.html

However we will not let that worry you, there are plenty of idiots out there that will believe you anyway. Has anyone seen Yaloser?



He probably is busy queeeing at a cash machine trying to extract his money from his Cyprus accounts
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Re: Happy Money Bags Month

Postby bill cobbett » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:53 pm

Yes... quite right STUD,

For those like CBBB who prefer to be fleeced by bigger scams, send 10% of your life-savings to...

troikascam@nigeria.cy.com
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Re: Happy Money Bags Month

Postby supporttheunderdog » Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:05 pm

bill cobbett wrote:Yes... quite right STUD,

For those like CBBB who prefer to be fleeced by bigger scams, send 10% of your life-savings to...

troikascam@nigeria.cy.com


I am already paying a good proportion of my earnings to a bunch of scammers called the government through tax and Social security.
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Re: Happy Money Bags Month

Postby CrookedRiverGuy » Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:20 am

CBBB wrote:As there are only 14 different calenders this remarkable event last occurred in 2002 and the next will be in 2019.

http://vpcalendar.net/4_Columns/Calendar_2.html

However we will not let that worry you, there are plenty of idiots out there that will believe you anyway. Has anyone seen Yaloser?



Wrong!

The calendar follows a 28-year cycle (not 14). Because there are 7 months (any month with 31 days) each year that could fulfill this promise and 7 days a week, it will occur once a year - on average! You can check these months the past 28 years:

aug-1986
may-1987
jan-1988
jul-1988
dec-1989
mar-1991
may-1992
jan-1993
oct-1993
jul-1994
dec-1995
mar-1996
aug-1997
may-1998
jan-1999
oct-1999
dec-2000
mar-2002
aug-2003
oct-2004
jul-2005
dec-2006
aug-2008
may-2009
jan-2010
oct-2010
jul-2011
mar-2013
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