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Postby repulsewarrior » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:25 pm

Anti-Joke Cat · April 17. A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. After a nice evening, they all leave with a deeper appreciation for each other's religions.
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Postby Oceanside50 » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:55 pm

repulsewarrior wrote:Anti-Joke Cat · April 17. A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. After a nice evening, they all leave with a deeper appreciation for each other's religions.



were they drunk after the nice evening?....even ugly girls look good after a few good sips of whiskey
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Postby kurupetos » Sun Apr 21, 2013 8:44 pm

repulsewarrior wrote:Anti-Joke Cat · April 17. A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. After a nice evening, they all leave with a deeper appreciation for each other's religions.

What was the muslim doing there? :?
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Postby Lordo » Thu May 02, 2013 3:46 pm

kurupetos wrote:
repulsewarrior wrote:Anti-Joke Cat · April 17. A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. After a nice evening, they all leave with a deeper appreciation for each other's religions.

What was the muslim doing there? :?

he was preparing his way to hell where all the nice ladies are.
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Postby kurupetos » Thu May 02, 2013 5:08 pm

Lordo wrote:
kurupetos wrote:
repulsewarrior wrote:Anti-Joke Cat · April 17. A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. After a nice evening, they all leave with a deeper appreciation for each other's religions.

What was the muslim doing there? :?

he was preparing his way to hell where all the nice ladies are.

Yes, who needs virgins? You prefer experienced women. :mrgreen:
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Postby repulsewarrior » Thu May 02, 2013 7:14 pm

kurupetos, what are you trying to say, better to diddle with 14 year olds?
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Postby supporttheunderdog » Thu May 02, 2013 9:07 pm

repulsewarrior wrote:kurupetos, what are you trying to say, better to diddle with 14 year olds?

According to some reports one of Mohammed's wives was 6 when betrothed to him and 9 when the marriage was consummated .... Almost as bad as Jimmy Saviile and Sturt Hall....
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Postby Oceanside50 » Wed Oct 30, 2013 8:20 pm

"....A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated loudly.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'What is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied...." :lol: :lol:
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Re: ...joke?

Postby Oceanside50 » Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:03 pm

ELLAS…ELLAS…HAULASS

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Postby kurupetos » Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:29 am

^^Vlakas amerikanos.
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